Here’s what I just heard myself say:
IF YOU THROW UP, I’LL SPANK YOU!! Do you see a problem with that? I mean, I wonder if that’s okay, or if it’s wrong? Well, she had already gagged once, and if she let herself gag again, I knew her dinner would be decorating my floor!
It was proceeded by MASSIVE QUANTITIES OF WHINING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! which I cannot stand. Cannot.
When she gets a hair or something in her mouth she immediately starts whining, moaning, and gagging. From just a little teeny tiny piece of lip skin she can vomit and entire feeding! This is no small problem! It makes a HUGE splashing mess, and although it isn’t as disgusting as regular vomit it is still gross. Plus which that’s about $3.50 on the floor FOR NO REASON!
She started whining and moaning – it looked like this:
Be grateful I didn’t put a wave file on here. The sound is unbearable!!!
So I hand her a glass of water – because YES she can get it herself, but she is paralyzed by the intensity of her whining.
So then she looks like this:
Clearly still unhappy and she refused to drink it. She is whining, rocking back and forth saying, “NOTHING WILL HELP! NOTHING WILL HELP!”
I get out the trusty washcloth and wipe her tongue with it. A hair will usually stick to a washcloth.
THEN she drinks the water. sheesh.
Now she looks like this. And she didn’t vomit. Good thing eh?
All in a mother’s day. And we wonder why we need naps?
Oh and btw, that string/twine/rope around her neck has NOTHING to do with this story.