Just five minutes ago we were having a conversation with a certain male offspring of ours, about respecting others, cooperating, etc. Of course this conversation went on for a few minutes.
A certain OTHER offspring of ours always feels the need to join the conversations, whether she understands them or not. Her contribution:
So, Anna, if someone says something you don’t like just ignore them! If Lauren says something you don’t want to hear, just ignore her!
Me: I think she is reiterating a previous conversation…
Male offspring: I don’t know Lauren OR Anna!
Me: That’s okay, because Lauren couldn’t have said anything to offend Anna, because Lauren cannot even talk as she is hearing impaired.
Female offspring: AND, if you copy off someone else’s paper that is cheating.
Oh and by the way, where did the word OFFSPRING come from anyway?? I remember giving birth to both of these kids and there was nothing SPRINGY about it!!